“I’m so jealous of your thigh gap!”
My what?? The only thigh gap I care about is the space on my plate between two pieces of chicken.
I love it when my friends, who are in relationships, complain about being forever alone. And, I’m just sitting there awkwardly like “uhm, I like this guy. But, my relationship with food gets in the way.”
This. Not amused.
(Source: vivaladay)
